lauriejuspeczyk:
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present

(via your-moms-blog)
internetexplorers:
be careful dont trip over my dick
(via the-yolocaust)
dirkstridersbraces:
when u type a link too fas t and you jUst

(via the-yolocaust)
lvtn:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LYING GHOST???
BOO SHEET! 
(Source: dominateur, via the-yolocaust)