June 2013
imagine me as a rubber band you can stretch me and stretch me but too far and imma clapback and do some damage that’s all i’m saying
simon says send nudes
simon says it’s a no from me
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
do snakes even have asses
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND I WAS JUST LIKE “???” AND HE CAME BACK IN FROM THE GARAGE AND HANDED THIS TO ME
IT’S A ROUND TUIT
I’VE GOTTEN A ROUND TUIT
(500) days of staying in front of the computer.
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
a new clothing store for seniors named Forever 81
2 all of my HATERS………….
